Thursday, May 26, 2005

Hippies aren't Human

What's the deal with these people who believe in the equality of rights between man and animal alike? I believe in equality, yeah, all of us should be able to get along in this big planet of ours. But some people just don't make sense (funny coming from me, i know)...


There are two types of animal activists...(source:Wikipedia)
Animal rights/liberation
Animal welfare

Animal rights
Animal rights, or animal liberation, is the movement to protect non-human animals from being exploited by humans. It is a radical movement, insofar as it aims not merely to attain more humane treatment for animals, but to include many animals within the moral community — that is, all those whose basic interests (for example, in not being made to suffer unnecessarily) ought to be given the same consideration as our own similar interests.

Animal welfare
Animal welfare is the viewpoint that some or all animals, especially those under human care, should be treated in such a way that they do not suffer unnecessarily. This position usually focuses on the morality of human action (or inaction), as opposed to making deeper political or philosophical claims about the status of animals, as is the case for an animal rights viewpoint. For this reason animal welfare organizations may use the word humane in their title or position statements.

So, animal liberationists are the most radical of animal activists. These are the people that believe that animals are our equals, nay, our MASTERS. Don't let these peole run the country, they might believe that "Planet of the Apes" is a Utopia...



These kind of people are nothing but hopless dreamers who fantasize running around the jungle riding tigers and washing elephants while monkeys sing songs in the background. AINT GONNA HAPPEN HIPPY...



That leaves us to the animal welfare cause. This sounds more of a realistic view of things. The prevention of cruelty of animals is something that should be encouraged in my opinion (you may not have to agree with it). Often these people are the voice of reason in a crowd of vegetarian, peace loving, free loving, drug taking, long hair loving hippies. Peace out to fantasy and bring on cold hard reality.

Let me make it clear to any hippy scum out there...
THERE'S A FOOD CHAIN...and if "The Simpsons" hasn't taught me anything, we are right on top of it. We will pretty much eat any animal thats out there. It is part of our dietry needs that we eat animal meat. It's simple, we need the protein heavy, nutritional-rich content of meat! You can't get buff with carrots, ladies and gentlemen. So the simple matter of fact is, we HAVE to eat animals. That is where my pet peeve with animal liberationists (extreme ones anyway) lies. Acoording to them, WE CAN'T EAT ANIMALS. Well thankyou genuis, maybe they nee more fish to power their brains 'cause last time i checked im not the one turing pale and vomiting all over the place due to lack of protein.




Killing animals is a fact of life, we need to kill, kill, kill, kill.....KILL. It is for our own survival, we HAVE to do it. Not only for food, but god bless lab rats...for without lab rats many diease would have run rampant. If it werent for lab rats SARS would be a pandemic, cloning would be science fiction...and many other medical wonders. But if we let the hippies take control, lab rats would no longer be able to contribute to the study of HIV or Cancer treatment. Yeah, these people would love to see fellow human beings die just for the sake of 'restoring the balance'. Well not if i can help it! If I was Prime Minister, I would chain these suckers up and send them to Iraq in the "cannon fodder" unit to join the wog squad stationed there already.

Animal welfare lobbyists make more sense, they realise we have to eat animals and kill them for research. They merely ask for humane methods of extermination. Or if we are to keep them, keep them in 'decent' conditions. Not Rose Porteus 'decent' but comfortable decent. Fair enough...if you have a pet cat, you, as the owner has the responsibility to take care of it. But animal liberationists will never be happy. According to them, dogs aren't 'property' and that we must let them loose to run wild and stuff it if they eat humans on the way.

Well Hippies should be shot. Their way of life should be considered treason to human kind. Its a dog-eat-dog (no pun intended) world out there. We, as a species, should come first, our intrests and our survival depends on it. If the Hippies want to be 'equal' with the monkeys and gorillas then i suggest they live with them out in the jungle and lets see if they can survive it out there for even a week.

To highlight some of sheer stupidity of some hippies here are some good links:
PETA and Friends(an organisation that thinks milking cows in "cruel", no, im serious)




Milking cows are evil article
Hippies want to run naked with Donald Rumsfeld

Culture and Animals (sheer hippy heaven)
10 Reasons for Animal Rights and Thier Explanation

A voice of reason
Animal rights vs. Human rights


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