Bondage - what is it good for....absolutely nothing...

G’Day! This is the first of many posts that I, Mr SeXGoD, will be adding into the couch! What I would like to remind the readers is that I shall remain anonymous, and will remain anonymous, as it is safer that you didn’t know who I am… Now, the best topic for me to begin my life on the couch is Bondage, Domination, Sadism, And Masochism or BDSM for short! Now, who in their right mind would ever look towards BDSM to get their beans hopping?! Wait, we shall leave this question till after we've properly looked at BDSM! Some historical reports point out groups of people who willingly were bound or whipped as either a prelude to, or substitute for sex, going back to the 14th century, which explains how badly people wanted to push the sex before marriage issue! That, or to avoid going blind from masturbation (Obv. not true...I think! P.S. Both these issues will be discussed in future) Robert Bienvenu, weird science/sex-ancestor, linked the origins of modern BDSM to 3 sources - European Fetish(1928), American Fetish(1934) and Gay Leather(1950) Now this strengthens 3 stereotypical beliefs - Europeans are crazy, Americans are crazy, and being gay can sometimes hurt...not that there’s anything wrong with it! (SEINFELD 4L) From there, the Internet can be blamed for the exponential growth of bondage and such things related. LOL, actually, the Internet can be blamed for a lot of things, such as this site, (not necc. a good or bad thing) The imagery of BDSM has spread rapidly into the mainstream of Western Culture, such as gothic subculture, rap, hip-hop, sci fi and movies. (If you ever consider dating a Goth, ensure you have an open mind...) Most major cities in the US have clubs and play parties, including informal gatherings called munches. If a friend invites you for munches, make SURE they actually meant MUNCHIES, or that you know what you’re getting into... Some even run conventions, such as *Living In Leather *Black Rose *Folsom Street Fair Now readers, you must have some admiration for me, as it took guts to check out these sites related to BDSM! I had no idea what to expect to be honest! Especially after seeing this warning from br.org WARNING By entering the next page,you agree to do so as a mature adult over 18 years of age. Now, you may have your own views on this type of sexual practice, but I will not ever, nor even think about letting a girl tie me up and whip me till the break of dawn (maybe just the tying up thing…fingers crossed she doesnt get up, take my wallet and leave) Its one thing to make sex interesting, but another to go crazy! I mean, sure, like any guy out there, maybe being spanked by a hot chick might get me going, but lets not get belts and spikey things involved…someone could get tetanus! Even worse, what would your houseguests say if they discovered that blindfold and handcuff under the couch? You could probably make up an excuse, but it might not make a difference if those handcuffs have been found with a book titled “The Dummies Guide to Bondage and such things not spoken of in public” To all who enjoy bondage secretly, good for you! I’m not putting it down, nor am I telling people to stay away from it! I’m merely pointing out my views, and elaborating them so much, that it will scare the heebee jeebees out of anyone thinking of resorting to bondage… Those who are thinking of looking towards BDSM because a loved one suggested it or because they think it might spice up your sex life…leave them, don’t say a word…you are better off finding someone else…because the only logical result is you being tied to a bed, blindfolded, with sumone dress in leather weilding a horsewhip yelling “Say my name bitch…” Next time with the SexGoD...i shall provide my rebuttals towards sex/life advice letters to magazines such as Girlfriend, and so on…so be prepared for a good read, guaranteed…