Im being deported!

So, are you an Australian citizen/visa holder living in Australia? If you are, then get the hell out of the country! This seems to be the new policy of the Department of Immigration (coined DIMIA, a weird acronym in my opinion). The evil and absolutely clueless Minister Amanda Vanstone has trouble determining whether Australian citizens/visa holders are illegal immigrants. (Just look at her!) Let's take a look at the Kumar family... Yes...much similar to the Kumars at No.42, but not exactly http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200506/s1383361.htm The head of the family, orginally from Fiji, succesfully applied for a student visa. Two years later his wife and two children obtain a bridging visa to stay in Australia while their application for asylum is processed...this was done in the year 2000 (when there was a coup within the Fiji government). Their application ws rejected, twice, later they get a call from the Department of Immigration. They told Navindra (the head of the family) that he was to come with them to Paramatta to renew their bridging visa, his family was welcome to come along. The next thing they know, they are stuck in Villawood detention centre! They were completely misled by Immigration officals... Then of course there is Cornelia Rau http://www.abc.net.au/news/newsitems/200506/s1383366.htm Poor old Cornelia was chucked into the Baxter detention center, even though she was an Australian citizen, Cornelia's mental hadicap meant that she was not fully capable of talking to authorities, she thought she was a German! But the Department of Immigration should've realised this, it should be the first thing they should check, i.e. her paperwork. A Certificate of Citizenship really stands out, or maybe not for the bungling idiots at DIMIA (what a stupid acronym). Turns out, Cornelia was falsely imprisoned for 10 months, with no full apology from the government. Now there are even reports that Immigration officials knew she was a citizen 7 months into her incarceration, meaning she could've been released 3 months earlier... And now the latest case...Vivian Alvarez http://www.abc.net.au/news/australia/nsw/northcoast/200505/s1367499.htm This has been covered recently so I won't go into it too much. But she was wrongfully deported, despite having proof of her citizenship! Not only that, there are claims that she was beaten in the process! This is a quote from a social worker that treated Vivian: "She had been brought in by a passer-by who had found her lying in a sort of gutter," she said. "She couldn't walk and she never walked when she was in Lismore hospital. "Well, the only way she could have been injured like that is if she was beaten up." As a LEGAL immigrant, I feel like i'm in a bit of a bind. Who the hell should I vote for next election??? I can't vote Labour: They support militant unions and are inherent scum. I can't vote Greens or Democrats: Do I want to throw my vote away? I can't vote One Nation: They want me out of the country. I can't vote Liberal/National: They want me out of the country too. So is it my fate to be deported? Am I required nowdays to walk around town not only with my wallet, but with my passport as well? Not as a form of proof of my citizenship (would they really pay attention to that?). No, I would carry my passport so I'm all ready to be deported then and there. Because in Australia, what good does a certificate of citizenship or visa prove? Hmmm, if only I was evil dictator...