Monday, June 27, 2005

My Welcome

Introducing Myself

Hello conscientious readers. My name is Jason and I have never been circumcised (not clitoral circumcision, obviously). Now I shall offer a hello to those of you (readers) who are not so conscientious (the conscientious ones will have stopped reading).

I am six feet and four inches tall if I stand on my fingernail (it's really long and quite strong, too), otherwise I am approximately five feet and some number of inches (a natural number, of course).

Today's Maths Lesson

What is a natural number? You probably don't want to know, but I'll tell you anyway. A natural number is a positive integer (1, 2, 3, ...). For more information, see MathWorld (you'll thank me).

Today's Grammar Lesson

Today's grammer lesson is on acronyms. An acronym is an abbreviation composed of the first letters of other words so that the abbreviation itself is a word. For example:
CRASSH: Centre for Research in the Arts, Social Sciences, and Humanities

Aids: Acquired immuno deficiency syndrome
Acronyms are treated just like ordinary words in a sentence, and may be composed of all capital letters, or of an initial capital followed by small letters.

Note: The term acronym is not to be confused with the term initialism, which is an abbreviation composed of the first letters of other words where the abbreviation itself is not a word. For example: RAA, which stands for the Royal Automobile Association.

Now that we all know what the difference between an initialism and an acronym is, there's no excuse!

Comments on "My Welcome"

 

Blogger Jason said ... (11:29 PM) : 

I wanted to post this in the shout-box, but it was more than three-hundred characters in length, so I was not able to. I enjoyed writing this post too much (and yes, you should be worried about that) to just let it sink rather quickly into oblivion. Given these two facts, I have decided to post a completely irrelevant comment to my own welcome post.

Well, well, well. Wasting your time talking needlessly about sports, eh? I suppose that's better than wasting your time cleaning up your sperm. Perhaps you have developed a fetish for used toilet rolls and waste your time collecting them? Maybe you've even become so attached to a tumor on your next door neighbour's dog's neck that you've started cleaning your sperm of that neck with used toilet rolls after a long game of rugby.

 

Blogger someone said ... (9:12 AM) : 

RIGHTIO!

 

Anonymous jo said ... (4:35 PM) : 

hmmm, that is a more than slightly disturbing comment, jason, but i can deal with that. i, myself, tend not to spend that much time cleaning up my sperm or talking about sports, and i don't think my neighbour's dog has a tumour. i hope it doesn't. it's a cool dog. not as cool as mika, mind.
in relation to your post, that's cool, i believe i actually learned something. go being smarter than i was thirty seconds ago! i also looked at mathworld and, while i understand what a natural number is (i think) my head felt like imploding. i don't understand most of that site, sorry. math and me don't mix terribly well. i look forward to more informative type posts, and till then i'll just read the ongoing debate surrounding bodie. it's pretty amusing in itself, though i don't think it makes me much more intelligent...

 

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