Wednesday, July 27, 2005

Laws of Attraction: Pt 1 - Physical aspects

Laws of Attraction: Pt 1 - Physical aspects, do i make you horney?


Sorry for the absence, but due to circumstances, my posting abilities have been downgraded due to the exciting life such a Sex_God has!

What attracts you to the opposite sex? Is it physical, emotional or do they just "DO" it for you? Seems like quesitons that our generation has had trouble facing. Hell, in the times of the cavemen, they'd just grab any gal they'd fancy and bobs ya uncle, they've got a wife...maybe the hairy muscular females would do the same, but did male nerds exist back then?





Back onto topic, seems no matter how much we look into it, us gals can't figure out what a guy wants. It can also be said that us guys find it hard to even get a gals attention.

Lets break it all down gently by looking at the physical aspects of attraction. Sounds like a prac session, BUT i think we'd all enjoy this. Especially if we can sit down and just LOOK at people such as Robbie Williams, Jessica Alba, Chad Michael Murray and Jennifer Hawkins.













Each and every one of these people have something to DIE for and/or things we'd wish we could see/feel up closer! Yes, dont be embarrised boys and gals! I know i would like to see Hawkins' red G closer than what we did on telly!

But what actually does it? You can say, by default, that guys die for THE breasts and butt, and for the gals, you got the pecks and the all time favourite arse! But is that it? And do we even need to look at the emotional/personality side?

After some much needed research, and a couple of hrs reading the rag mags such as Dolly, FHM, etc etc, i am both intregued and scared at the same time.

We'll start from the top! For both men and women, the face is an important feature in a partner! I mean, we cant all just use paper bags on our lovers...paper bag companies would be filthy rich! For both sexes, it seems that a cheeky/smooth/cute smile and strong twinkling eyes that, quote "ones that make you melt and have your pants off before you know it...." seem the way to go! Hair is also an important feature. There are so many things you can actually do with hair, let alone what attracts the opposite sex.





My tip - clean hair is kinda a default! Shampoo and condition boys and gals! Keep up with the trends obviously. You dont want anything that is sooo not in!






Some oddities include those big lips, the "right" sized ears, and facial hair...men AND WOMEN! =\ Scary stuff!





Heading down to the body, seems we all have different ideas of what we want! For women, many seem to like a tight butt and muscles left right and center! Seems a bit demanding, i know, but what tops the list is obliques, the muscles that run from the side to the groin area. Though, a unique bunch of gals have likes ranging from long fingers (quote: short and stubby fingers arent sexy >_<) to hairy legs. I guess that later seems to be something many guys wont have to worry about!





Guys themselves can name many turn ons, such as legs, breasts, hips, abdominals, breasts, hair, lips, breasts, eyes, and did i mention breasts?!? Seems an important part, though, something that doesnt 100% dictate their actions, are these brests! Thats the message many advertising companies are pushing along! In fact, if it wern't for these induendo's made by the media, the next generation of men might not concentrate as much on these wonders of nature!

Muscles for men are a turn OFF, so dont be heading off to the gym so hastily sisters!





For both sexes however, we tend not to be attracted to the ends of the scales, suck has stick thin women or obese men, and vice versa! Put it this way, we dont want to lose our partner down a street drain, and we dont want to have to buy a steel enforced bed just to keep off the ground!

Bottom line, we cant please EVERYONE, hell, its just as hard to please the MAJORITY let alone the MEDIA! But there are basic things we can all bank on. This must be said, for i still see people on the street, in the mall, etc etc, that dont wash their hair, wear extremely tight clothing with bodies that do not do the clothes themselves any justice, and, well, lets face it, faces that really weren't touched by god in any way shape or form! Those paper bag companies might be on to something...

People! Presentable is important! Lets not go crazy with the make up though, just, well, if your looking to attract and catch the attention of the opposite sex, play 50% with your own touch, 25% with the defaults/media views and the other 25% by ear.


Seems that this posts needs to be broken up! Thus, today i have brought to the couch the physical aspects of attraction!

Next week: Personality wise, do my basket of goodies do the job?

Comments on "Laws of Attraction: Pt 1 - Physical aspects"

 

Blogger Jason said ... (12:55 PM) : 

Well, I am ugly - I can deal with that. However, when looking for a woman, I might be attracted sexually to nice breasts and a nice arse, but that wouldn't make me date or stay with a woman. The most important things to me: intelligence (she must be capable of carrying out intelligent conversations), Christian, and attractive. I do, however, understand that because I am so ugly, I shall probably have to settle for something much less.

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:39 PM) : 

There was no mention of tans there, I've noticed that's huge with girls. I will tell a story to exemplify my point, in yr12 I went along to a Grinspoon gig @ Thebby Theatre, before goin along I'd visited my cousin & his girlfriend to go for a surf in the morning, my cousin's gf thought she'd give me a fake tan before I went out as she is a beautician & thought I'd be "able to pull alot easier if I had a tanned complexion" (my cousin's girlfriend is English). I went along to Grinspoon & picked up an incredibly hot girl that night, I also lost the phone with her number stored in it through moshin to hard durin Grinspoon, but we met up 3 months later in a surf store down in Marion. She didn't rate me as highly due to the fact I'd "lost my healthy glow". So girls dig tans, I've found.
By the way I've tended to try my luck with slim, brunettes who are slightly shorter than me, on more occasions. Not always with heaps of success.

 

Anonymous illmo said ... (4:40 PM) : 

annoymous equals illmo

 

Blogger Pat Mysterio Jr. said ... (9:57 PM) : 

Your 2nd and 3rd pictures (well...google links) don't seem to be working.
For those curious, i figure they're supposed to be:
Robbie Williams (http://posters.westbalkanonline.com/speedlist/LP0695%20ROBBIE%20WILLIAMS%20tatt.JPG)
and:
Jessica Alba (http://www.personal.psu.edu/users/v/u/vun101/Jessica%20Alba%20with%20sexy%20legs.jpg)

 

Anonymous Anonymous said ... (4:35 PM) : 

I knew that blog was useful for something.. this is Emma not anonymous.

"Back onto topic, seems no matter how much we look into it, us gals can't figure out what a guy wants. It can also be said that us guys find it hard to even get a gals attention. "

Are you male or female????? :S

 

Anonymous jo said ... (4:41 PM) : 

jason, you're not that ugly, and you're awesome anyhow so it doens't count. i, myself, amd too lazy to bother doing most things that would make me more attractive, mostly because they'd probably fail, or maybe mostly because i'm lazy and it takes time and effort and stuff. i like guys that are nice to me. and i'm comfortable with. and i can carry out a good conversation with. but i don't really want to date every guy who fits that description or i'd be in a lot of trouble with all of them. i hear you're supposed to take men one at a time....

 

Blogger Mr-SeX-GoD said ... (3:48 PM) : 

yes yes, i forgot the whole tan issue, but on that, i like tan, but pure white is also rather sexy

btw, i am neither male or female, well, by everyone's knowledge newayz...

 

Blogger Angus said ... (12:53 AM) : 

Heidi Klum people. Remember: Heidi Klum. Why not just call the post Heidi Klum? You can't go wrong with Heidi Klum.

 

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