Life, death, and the eternal question of why

Disclaimer: The contents of this rant may or may not me my true opinion. I do not want to be stabbed in the heart with a wooden stake by some crazy christian fundamentalist. I am pain’s overseer for the better half of the 21st century. The second half, the worse half, will be after our time, and the new generation will suffer the legacy we left it. Poverty, pollution, population. Pain. Why was I born now? Is this fate? Who’s the guy writing out fate? I want to know because that fucker is my arch nemesis. But really, I don’t believe it; I can’t see why fate would exist when the world is on such a downward spiral. Or maybe it’s in the cards that we fall. Just as there is no proof of a big dude with a beard in the sky there is no proof that there exist forces such as fate, luck, or karma. We were created. No one can say for sure that it was ‘just an accident’ that so much fucking mass came into being just like that and exploded for no apparent reason to create what we now call the universe, just as no one can say for sure that some madman called Jesus was the son of a bearded fuckwit in the sky. What a half assed effort of a theory that is. I am sick of people thinking they know when they don’t know shit. Atheists are just as moronic and ignorant as the religious. Both come to absolute decisions without a shred of credible proof of either assumption. “There is no god”. What the fuck would you really know, just because nothing shows its face doesn’t mean some huge entity didn’t accidentally blow up some mass in an alien test tube several times the size of our universe in a dimension where one second to them is a million years to us and the birth and inevitable death of our universe is a blink-and-you-miss-it event. And I can prove this is true because I have FAITH, faith in the test tube theory. If only faith was sufficient like catholics seem to think. If you ask them a difficult question about their beliefs they bring it all back to faith, and you can’t go wrong when you have faith for an answer. Now a note about faith: faith is for the fearful that need something to cling on to. It’s a safety net, but hey whatever it takes to stay happy. Just don't dictate it to everyone else. We’ll make up our own minds. Now the religious reading this are shaking their heads, “The Lord pities your ignorance, Jesus loves you, but you must repent if you are to save yourself from eternal damnation.” Are these people insane? They are clearly hearing voices; they are textbook schizophrenics. Now, what faulty nerve endings are responsible for the idea that he even knows the meaning of pity, ever think emotion is a human curse? Ohhh wait you assumed this god was human. Because god made us in his image right? Well if we were truly made in his image WHY CAN'T I MAKE MY OWN UNIVERSE. Are there so few levelheaded people out there that realize with me how little is known and how little will ever be known? Why must people come to such half-baked, senseless conclusions? I say to the billions of fools of this planet: accept that our universe’s existence is a mystery shrouded in black matter until the sky cracks open and great Beelzebub descends once and for all to rape and pillage all of humanity. Don’t think for a second that this is the outlook of a gloomy man, on the contrary, I just refuse to live in denial, and I’d love more to have some mystery about life rather than a retarded and dated concept such as the bible. Adam and eve can eat my ass. This is the Age of Superstition disguised as Reason. Put me in the dark ages when the world was flat; throw modern societies’ ‘knowledge’ in the incinerator, do it, because ignorance is the path to true enlightenment. The less known is the less damage done to this fragile mass of crapola. But fuck that, I’m gonna save my breath, because the damage is already done. The End Now read Juan's rant on POP FAKERS below. - Some guy bought 12 copies of the single voodoo child by rogue traders today, he said all the other shops were sold out of it and that they were going for $30 on ebay. Found this hard to believe since its the worst song on the singles chart at the moment and there is stiff competition from the likes of crazy frog, rhianna, jessica simpson and robbie williams. Sigh. Anyway I checked ebay tonight and there is one copy of voodoo child selling for eighty-seven cents. That idiot now has 12 copies of a terrible song, I pity the poor souls that will be getting this as a present from him come Christmas. I pity his entire close and extended family.