Profanity in the Mail

Whilst reading this I was slightly interested: Protesting ruled illegal for Australia Post workers and the most perplexing snippet from the article: Australia Post workers have been ordered by the federal Industrial Relations Commission not to attend tomorrow's national protest against the Federal Government's workplace changes. The union representing postal workers says the decision is unfair and it is lodging an appeal. And how will they lodge this appeal? BY MAILING IT? Just go on strike boys (and girls). Shit happens, as seen in this link http://www.thejaywalker.com/pages/shit_happens.html Taoism: Shit happens. Catholicism: If shit happens, you deserve it. Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us? Darwinism: This shit was once food. Capitalism: That's MY shit. Communism: It's everybody's shit. Atheism: What shit? Atheism #2: I can't believe this shit! Yes, shit tends to be always around the corner but what are we to do? We gotta take that shit on the chin and chew on it. So yeah, these IR Laws are going to make things are a bit different around here. But for the time being we really have no choice until the dual majority in both houses of legislature are gone. So lets just enjoy a nice big bowl of SHIT until next election. Yep, shit is just around the corner. Australia Vs. Italy. Now we can all blame the referee or FIFA for the constantly erroneous calls during the Australian World Cup campaign. Atheists are blaming their non-God, Christians are blaming Atheists and God is blaming Satan. But really, we all knew that we should've won that game but it all turned SHIT! I'm sure when the Australian team comes back home they will send a very very angry letter to FIFA (with the Australian Post workers on strike I struggle to find out how). Is this result the hand of God? Or the Ass of the Universe? All I know is that the result ended up being a "wog bashing" oppurtunity for the lesser of the spectators. Whilst on my way home from the Casino on that fateful night I ran into a drunk and aggresive fan and the covnersation went something like this.... "OI OI! ARRRRRRE YOU A FUCKIN WOG? (in a drunken tone)" "errr.....no I'm Filipino" "YOU FUCKIN ARE LUCKY U AINT WOG OR U WOULD'VE GOT ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR" Fortunately, the fan was a pirate and passed out. Racism, seems to be on the up recently. Less than a month ago there was a TV spot I saw for A Current Affair and the Ad went something like this. "IMMIGRANT WORKERS, coming to take your jobs! Lining up to take Aussie jobs!" not less than a week later 60 Minutes ran a similar story! You think Pauline Hanson would've been enough. Clearly the Press has joined the bandwagon. So let me make this clear: I DONT PUT A FUCKING GUN TO PEOPLE'S HEADS AND STEAL THEIR JOBS, nor do I eat babies. Although, I was tempted slightly during the Beaconsfield Mine disaster. When I heard Richard Carlton died, I didn't see funeral, I saw job vacancy (as is the immigrant way) and sent my job application the next day. I have yet to have had a reply from Channel 9. Shit is everywhere friends. Let me conclude this post with an interesting fact I found on Wikipedia: The Tagalog word pinga (which means a pole, particularly the one used as a whip to strike or otherwise drive a stray horse into walking on a straight line) is regarded as an equivalent of dick in some Spanish countries, particularly Cuba and Puerto Rico. Yet the word pinga in Portuguese is the slang name for Cachaça, a Brazilian alcoholic beverage. SHIIIIIIIIIT. Fuck this Shit: The Postal Service What is a Profanity?